Thursday, January 31, 2008

Chuck Norris Lives in the Latrine

Ok, not really...But from the graffiti I read in the portable plastic boxes we all know so well, he has assumed the mythic stature of a Norse God of yore...For example, one scribe intoned n the wall of our latrine..."Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, the earth does push ups on him"

That is just one of the many diatribes exalting his strength, virility and stamina. I mean, to read this thing Superman would be quavering in his little red boots if he had to do battle against the Chuckster. Someof the comments can really bring a dose of hilarity. Of course other comments are not printable, and BTW we also have some great artists here too.

It's early morning, cool, breezy. Waiting for breakfast...

2 comments:

Gary said...

Great blog! And I never knew you were a poet. Have a great time in Iraq. Keep your eyes open for something interesting for my next tour. Stay in touch, and be safe!

Gary Morsch

Army Sergeant said...

Someday I want to know when Chuck Norris invaded Army culture.